503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
_502._
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
_Open door, put elephant in, close door._
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
_Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door._
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
_The giraffe. He's in a fridge._
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
_The gators are at the party._
Sally dies anyway. Why?
_She got hit in the head by a flying brick._
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**EDIT:** Dang, over 300 points? That's pretty surprising!
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