He orders the two of them a few drinks. The giraffe, after finishing his share, passed out cold on the floor. The man gets up and leaves.
"Hey!" Screamed the bartender, "you can't leave that lying there!"
The man turns to him and laughed, "Are you stupid? That's not a lion it's a giraffe."
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