A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the bartender walks up to the man and says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
The man turns to the bartender and replies, "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
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