Why does a man carry a brick with him in a plane? To throw it out.
How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You open the door and put the elephant in.
How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You open the door, get the elephant out and put the giraffe in the fridge.
How do you die by doing nothing? By getting hit with the brick from the first joke.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.