a chicken goes into a library
goes right up to the librarian and says "Bawk"....
Frog Jokes
What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger...
Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night?
Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting.
What's long, green, and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's finger
So a chicken goes into a library...
So a chicken is walking around in the city, vis...
Patty Wak, the Bank Teller
A frog walks into his local bank. After a quick...
Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70??
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in h...
A chicken walks into a library...
... and goes up to the librarian at the front d...
You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70?
She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat.
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A chicken walks into a library
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
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Comes a man into a library.
Says he needs book...
A frog went to the bank to take out a mortgage.
He sat down with Patty Mack the banker, and beg...
An Experiment Was Done on a Frog
An experiment was done on a frog.
One limb wa...
Whats green and goes through walls?
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.
"What happened to you?" the doctor asks.
"I st...
A frog walks into a bank
A frog is looking to open up a new business, so...
A man was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and...
...said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beau...
Why did the frog cross the road....
Because he was taped to the chicken.
A little girl asks her grandad...
"Would you make a frog noise for me?"
The grand...
Why was the little boy unhappy?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have?
Kermit the Frog's full attention.
(JOKE)."KERMIT THE FROG" vanndukeandsammy
sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?......