Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
She gets a frog in her throat at 69!
Wakka wa...
Frog Jokes
the three legged pig joke reminded me of a joke my dad once told me
a scientist was doing an experiment on a frog i...
Two Chickens walk into a library...
...and walk up to the desk, where they say "Buk...
A man walks into a restaurant
and sits down at a table to order. To the surpr...
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
- What do you call a 100 year old frog?
- An o...
the golf course frog
A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ba...
Kermit Jagger walks into a bank
and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and ...
Why cant miss piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in ...
GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her...
Why was the young boy crying?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Looking to buy a frog?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ...
What is green and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's finger.
So a chicken walks into a library
Strolls up to the desk and requests 3 books. Th...
A frog walks into a bank...
to get a loan. He waits in line and when the te...
Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's Finger
A guy walks into a bar
With a suitcase in each hand and orders a drink...
What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's finger
What's red and green and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What happened to the broken down frog?
It got **toad** away!