Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

What does a frog say when it washes car windows...

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck...

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a deca...

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always w...

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He...

What did one frog say.to the other?

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure...

What do you call a rich frog?

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded re...

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because h...

What happens if you eat a hot frog ?

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll cro...

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside...

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair...

What do you call a frog spy ?

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagge...

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ...

What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old c...

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a fr...

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? Th...

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?...

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un ...

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 mil...