...said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful woman."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful woman I will stay with you for an entire week!"
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it in to his pocket.
The frog cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a woman, I'll stay with you for a year."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful woman and that I'd stay with you for a year. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said: "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
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