Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always w...

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a deca...

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck...

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

What does a frog say when it washes car windows...

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: Baroke, ba...

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He sp...

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An an...

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a g...

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonis...

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rab...

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

What happened to the little frog who sat on the...

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certai...

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worr...

A Ribbiting Story

When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold...

Door frog

Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
A: ...

A Ribbiting Story

When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold...