So a chicken goes into a library...

So a chicken is walking around in the city, visits the library, approaches the librarians desk and says "Book!". She smiles and says "here's a good book", takes one out, the chicken accepts it and disappears.

He comes in again the next day and approaches the librarian and says "Book book!" She smiles and says "gotcha... you really enjoyed that one, here's two more books". The chicken accepts them and disappears.

He comes back yet again to the librarian and says "Book! Book! Book!". She gets excited, "wow, you're really into these books... here's a few more."

This time, she decides to follow the chicken and see where he's been going with all these books. Trailing behind him, she follows him down the road to the outskirts of the city, into the woods, through a field of flowers, over a bridge, and eventually reaches a pond.

Over there, she sees a big frog. As the chicken with the books approaches it, the frog goes "Reddit... reddit... reddit..."

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