Patty Wak, the Bank Teller

A frog walks into his local bank. After a quick glace around the place, he walks up to the nearest teller. He reads her name plate.

"Well, g'day there, Ms. Wak. I'm here today to apply for a loan, for $10,000."

Patty Wak, a little taken aback, stares blankly at the frog for just a moment. Then she recovers.

"Alright sir, let's get started. May I have your name?"

"Jagger," replies the frog, "Rick Jagger."

"Ok, Mr. Jagger," Patty Wak says as she types into her computer, "for any loan over the $5000 limit, we must ask that you submit an asset of yours to the bank as collateral. Perhaps you'd care to submit the title to your house, or maybe your car?"

The frog, without speaking, licks his eye. Then, from behind his back, he produces a small, porcelain doll, which he gently places on the desk in front of the teller.

Patty Wak, again taken aback, stares blankly once more.

"Excuse me, just one moment," she says as she rises from her perch. She turns 'round, and makes her way back to the manager's office.

"Umm, Mr. Manager, sir?" says Patty.

"What is it you want, Patty Wak?" responds the manager.

"Well, sir, there is a frog outside- yes, a frog, Rick Jagger, and he has come in here asking for a loan. $10000, yes, and he wants to use this as collateral," stammers Patty, as she places the small, porcelain doll on the manager's desk.

The manager looks at the doll, then back at Patty. "Jagger, you say?" he asks. Patty nods her head.

"Great Scott!" exclaims the manager, "That's a nick-knack, Patty Wak! Give that frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"