A joke is like a frog..
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just li...
Frog Jokes
How did the frog die?
He kermits suicide.
I'll show myself out now.
What's the difference between a frog and a cat?
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every n...
Hello jokesters, I started a "joke of the day" at my work and after 5 days I have run out of material. I need your punny help (needs to be PG)
Examples of what I have been using: "what happe...
Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Why was Jimmy sad?
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light
One says "It's green."
The other ponders a few...
Me to waitress: "Do you have frog legs?" Her response: "Yes.."
Me: "Then hop on back to the kitchen and get m...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in...
Little kids will love this one .... promise ...
How high does a frog stand in the water?
Knee-...
So a frog walks into a bank . . .
The frog walks up to Ms. Whack, the loan office...
What is long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower..
I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide.
Green
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the ...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Lucky frog
I took the day off work and decided to go out g...
What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?
A frog in my blender
A Frog goes into a bank to get a loan
He approaches the woman at the loan application...
I went into a French restaurant and asked the waitress...
'Have you got frog's legs?'
She said, 'No, my ...
A talent scout walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and starts talking to the patr...
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog...
You know more about it, but now the frog is dead.
Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...