Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Some thing strange


whats green and at a flick of a switch goes re...

Ms. Piggy


Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cuz e...

Frog goes for a loan


A frog went to get a loan at a bank.The loan o...

What a Hamster


A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant...

Princess & a frog


Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beauti...

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER


The ant busts his tail in the withering heat a...

Lucky Frog


A man takes the day off of work and decides to...

The Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

A frog calls a psychic


Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Frie...

HMO Q&A


Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually...

The Top 13 Signs a Video Game Is Too Realistic (Part I)


13> One of your Sims just won first place o...

Cat is HUNGARY!


A cat eats A frog!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking Frog


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Princess story


Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, se...

U might be a redneck


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

Amazing Frog


A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks th...

Lonely Frog


A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline a...

Red And Green


Whats Red n Green n goes 100 miles an hour???...

Cool


An engineer was crossing a road one day when a...

THE FROG


Q: Whats a frogs favorite drink?


A: Croak-a-...

Kermit


Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the...

Ancient Money


Was there money on the Ark?
Yes:The duck had ...

Trombone joke


Q: There is a frog driving east and a tromboni...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?


...

Amazing


A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks th...