Why did the frog die?
It kermit suicide.
Frog Jokes
FROG'S DREAM GIRL
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he ...
A Chicken walked into a Library...
So one day, while I was still working as a Libr...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a li...
What happens to a frog that parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog.
He was riveting.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away
What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's finger
A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...
Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your fro...
What's red and green and spins round & round & round?
A frog in a blender.
What's the difference between a frog?
One leg's both the same.
A frog walks into a bank...
So, a frog walks into a bank. He asks to speak ...
What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?
Kermit The Frog's fingers.
What is green and smells like pork?
Kermit The Frog's finger.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
A hen walks into a library...
...and says, *"Book!"*. The librarian finds thi...
A rabbit checks out a library book
One day a rabbit checked out a library book and...
Kids say the darndest things
An old man is sitting in his chair watching the...
A wizard and his witch.
An irritable wizard is living in his magical hu...
A Frog walks into a bank
A Frog walks into a bank at 4:45 and goes over ...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in he...
A computer scientist is walking through the woods
He finds a frog. The frog says "Hey! I'm a prin...
The frog and the 3 wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit th...