He finds a frog. The frog says "Hey! I'm a princess cursed into being a frog. Kiss me and I will turn into a person!"
The computer scientist puts her in his pocket.
"You idiot! Kiss me and I will turn into a princess who will marry you!" protests the frog
The computer scientist replies "I have no interest in marriage, but I've gotta admit that a talking frog is pretty cool"
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