I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day
It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime
Frog Jokes
Three frogs were arrested, then taken to court.
The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, ...
A chicken walks into a library...
And says, "book." The librarian gives the chick...
Somewhere in an alternative universe
a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back i...
The frog was double parked...
And that's why she got Toad.
I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname...
Kermit the frog.
A man walks into a bar and makes a bet with a bartender.
"I'll show you a trick, and if you think the tr...
Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog?
They named her Polly-wog.
Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers?
The only advice he could give them was "rivet, ...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge?
Kermitting suicide.
What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?
The Muppets
Frog business
So there's this frog named Gerry, he's a lawyer...
What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?
Kermit the frog's finger
What name do you give to a frog?
(croaky voice) ROBBERT
Frog Joke.
What do you call a temple-running frog? Amphibi...
THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls ou...
A chaste wife went to a pet store...
... to buy her husband a pet for their annivers...
What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?
I'm very hoppy.
A frog walks into a bank
A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the te...
My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night
He'd been mute for years
What happened to the frog who parked illegally?
he got toad
What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog's finger