Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog?
He was out of bounds
Frog Jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a frog...
...and sits down to order a drink, setting his ...
Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?
Because it's a toad's tool.
The two farmers
Once upon a time, two farmers went home from th...
The singing mouse
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the b...
A frog jumped higher than a building...
...because buildings can't jump.
Help create the punch line?
My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but ne...
An accountant and an economist are walking through a forest...
They encounter a frog.
"I bet you $100 you won...
(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from?
"They are German and a tad-Polish"
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...
A joke is like a frog....
when you dissect it dies
So a frog walks into a bank
So a frog walks into a bank and hops up on the ...
Understanding Engineers
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a...
Innocent little girl !!
"Would you make a frog noise for me?" The grand...
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Princess and the Frog - er, *Engineer* and the frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a...
"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"
According to a research team at Charles Unive...
So a frog parked his car in a "no parking" zone.....
His ride got toad away.
Dark humor
What is green and turns red, when you press the...
How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare!
Ha...
Froggy Wishes
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit th...
What do you call a French pole vaulter?
A Leap Frog