So one day, while I was still working as a Librarian, this chicken walked inside and went toward the stacks of books. After what seemed like a few minutes, the chicken walked up to the counter with good size stack of books. The Chicken put them on the counter and, while pointing to each book, said:
"Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak"
Puzzled, I decided to ask the chicken for its library card and sure enough the chicken gave it to me. The chicken took the checked out books and then left the library.
The next day, the same chicken came back, put all the books into the return slot, and walked up to my desk with a larger stack of books. The chicken then, while pointing to each book, said:
"Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak"
Confused, I took the chicken's library card and checked out said books. The chicken then left the library carrying the larger stack of books.
The next day, the chicken came in with all the books, put all of them into the return slot and, after ten minutes, came back with an even larger stack of books. The chicken put the books on the counter and, while pointing to each book, said:
"Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak"
I took the chicken's library card and checked out all the books. The chicken, now staggering under the weight of all the books, left the library.
Curious about what is going on, I left my post for few minutes and started to follow the chicken. I followed the chicken down to the creek when the chicken had sat the books down in front of a frog who sat on a nearby lily pad. The chicken then pointed at all the books and said:
"Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak"
The frog flicked its tongue at every single book and said:
"Reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit,reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit,reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit,reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit,reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit."
*On a side note, I got fired that day because I was gone for too long
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