One day a rabbit checked out a library book and brought it back the very next day, checking out two more books. The next day, the rabbit returns the books, checking out three more. On the third day when the rabbit returned the three and checked out four, the librarian decided to follow her. Down a trail the librarian crept stealthily through the forest until she saw the rabbit stop near a pond. A frog surfaced to greet the rabbit as the books were presented. The frog looked over the books and proclaimed "reddit."
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