Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Pet Duck

A man had a pet duck and he took it with him ev...

In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! Ther...

Can you fly a black hawk?

Can the popes di*k fit through a donut.

So there were two men and a dog...

Andy had just gotten off of work and was about ...

A fly enters a bar

and asks, "Any stools available?"

A crowded city at a busy bus stop

, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leath...

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

A FLY JOKE !!

WHAT IS BLACK AND RED WHO FLIES AND WHO HAS A N...

I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby.

I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall.

A man is driving along a highway road and sees some smoke...

He pulls up to the edge of the road and sees a ...

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can ...

To those who hate birds.

I think they're pretty fly myself.

I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy.

This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

why do they call it an owl?

because when you see it you turn your head 270 ...

This is the story of a blonde....

who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just...

Chapter 3: The attack of the Man-Ape!

Two weeks have passed since that day at the doj...

A man walks in a restaurant and orders a soup.

The waiter brings the soup over and says:

Wait...

Can't-Lose Man Chapter 2: Butt-chin boy

It's been 4 years since that day. Now I am a 33...

A plane runs out of gas mid flight...

While flying over the mountains, a pilot realiz...

A black guy and a Mexican in N.Y.C

A black guy and a mexican visit the Empire Stat...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gu...