He pulls up to the edge of the road and sees a crashed car down in the alley. There is a little girl maybe 5 or 6 standing on the side of the road sobbing into her hands. The man walks up to her and says "What happened sweetheart?" The girl says through her tears "We crashed" The man looks down the edge of the valley and sees a lot of dead bodies then asks "Is that your family" The girl is overcome by tears and nods her head. Then the man says "Your not having a good day are you?" as he unzips his fly.
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