Andy had just gotten off of work and was about to get on the subway. He sees a man and a dog right next to him. He wanted to pet the dog because he felt so depressed from work.
"Does your dog bite?" asked the man.
"Ey, mate. My dog is the nicest dog of 'em all, wouldn't hurt a fly."
So Andy reached his hand up to pet the dog. He got his hand a bit close to its ear and CHOMP. The dog bit into his hand pretty far.
"Hey, dude! What's the big idea? I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"
"That is not my dog, mate".
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