Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.
Fly Jokes
Waiter, I'll have what he's having.
Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?
The failed airport parking business
After seeing the success of Park 'N Fly, Park '...
What did the fly say to the other fly?
"Your man is open!"
I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747.
That did not fly.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd ...
What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?
Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact ...
What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ?
Heil-acopter
Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?
To hunt for their food.
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
a plain bagel.
Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a "V" formation?
Because there are more birds on that side.
A mite is sitting on a fly.
Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?
Mite...
A customer orders soup
There is a fly in the soup. The customer is ver...
Why a centipede cannot fly coach?
Not enough leg room!
If Donald Trump is elected President, it would be more appropriate if we change the eagle on the Great Seal of the United States...
to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the on...
You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly
A woman called our airline customer-service de...
No... just don't.
A women went to her uncle's house, which was fu...
What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a ...
I believe i can fly
i believe i can flyyy
got shot by the pizza guy...
A farmer came to town to buy a duckling...
Before he headed back to the farm, he decided t...
My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays...
I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in lu...
my daughter's joke
How does the Pope fly to Mass?
In his HolyCopter.
Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by
The child asks, "mom, are planes good to eat?" ...
An old farmer and his wife go to the county fair
There's a pilot at the fair, giving rides in an...
The Flying Drunk
Two men are sitting at a bar drinking when one ...