Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they would be baygull...

Flying a kite

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. ...

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Chuck Norris can't fly...

But he does it anyway.

Hunting overload!

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the fa...

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace wit...

I called the Muslim suicide hotline

but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane.

Trans-continental blonde ....

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can yo...

Donald and the Queen

A private Lear jet arrives at Heathrow Internat...

Trump Meets The Queen

Arriving in England in his private jet, Mr. Tru...

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost?

I don't know, I just fly the drone...

*(Please...

what is a vegetable's favorite singer?

elvis parsley

what is a fly's favorite singer?...

What's the difference between a school and a mosque?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

An old couple went on holiday to Jerusalem..

...But on the trip the wife died. A local pries...

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.






What do you call that same fly w...

A Man is talking with his Muslim co-worker

The Muslim tells his co-worker that he should a...

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....


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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all sit down at a bar and order a beer...

...then three flies happen along, each one land...