Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, s...

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then...

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir,...

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do ...

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's ...

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes S...

I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well th...

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet...

Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup!

Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: ...

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my sou...

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! ...

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetc...

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you di...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, th...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's th...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir...

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't ...

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its...

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my start...

Sir you haven't touched your custard.

Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just ...

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled ac...

Lazy birds

Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
A: Becau...

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in...

Worst Insurance Claims Ever

If you were an auto insurer, would you have pai...

A Fly-Killer’s Pickle

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My three-year-old daught...