While flying over the mountains, a pilot realizes his plane doesn't have enough gas to make it to the nearest airport. The copilot goes to check on the parachutes, while the pilot explains the situation to the passengers- Abraham Lincoln, Bono, George bush and a little boy and girl. The copilot comes back and informs them that there are only 6 parachutes. The pilot says "I helped fly the plane, so I should get one." The pilot jumps out with a parachute. The copilot says "me too!" And jumps out behind him. Abraham Lincoln declares "I helped rid the world of slavery, so I should get one." Lincoln jumps out. Bono gives a peace sign, takes one, and exits. George Bush says "I'm the smartest man in the world, I should get one!" And he jumps out. The boy and girl look at each other and the girl says "Well, there is only one left, how should we decide who gets it?" The boy replies "No, there are two." "What are you talking about?" Says the girl. The boy lifts up 2 parachutes and says "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."
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