A man had a pet duck and he took it with him everywhere he went. He was just so attached to the duck.
One day he decided to go to the movies and in order to sneak the duck in, he hid it in his pants. He finally got to his seat and opened his fly so the duck could get some air.
The woman next to him turned to her boyfriend and exclaimed, "The man next to me is exposing himself!"
Her boyfriend told her to just ignore him.
She said, "I can't - it's eating my popcorn!"
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