The Duck in the Bar
A man walks into a bar with a metal box under o...
Duck Jokes
What do you call a duck that likes to steal?
A Robber Ducky!
Why didn't the fat duck have any friends?
Because he was ostrich-sized.
Classic Dad Joke
A duck walks into a bar, and says, "Hey, do you...
Trying out a new restaurant...
A new oriental restaurant opened down the road ...
A duck walks into a bar.
the bartender says, "what can I get you duck?"
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A duck walks into a bar...
Quack!
Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?
He was a real quackhead.
A lawyer hunting in the country shoots a duck...
...and it falls on the other side of a tall pic...
The old man and the boy
There once was an old man who sat on his porch ...
that's right.
you know how to get down off an elephant? - you...
How can you tell if a duck has soul?
If it's bill withers!
The worst stash spot
At the back woods bum-duck county police statio...
A duck walks into a bar...
And the bartender says "why is there a duck in ...
How do you get down from a horse?
You don't. You get down from a duck.
What do you call cartoon duck sausage?
Huey Louie Andouille.
What goes "quick, quick"?
Duck in a hurry.
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Talking ducks
I was walking through town the other day and a ...
Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't
Because Donald Duck.
Two blondes on an ariplane...
Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Lo...
Three men die and go to heaven
St. Peter welcomes them at the Pearly Gates and...
The blind Walmart clerk
My teacher was telling us about this joke today...
What do you call a thieving duck?
A robber duck....
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers.
[Joke Request] Setup for an English-Turkish punchline
I'm on the verge of a joke here, a lame one, bu...