Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

Boudreaux's dead duck

Boudreaux rushed into Doc Robicheaux’s office c...

On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....

It's such a double standard.

When a white guy...

A duck walks into a bar

He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Got any ...

another bar joke

a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bar...

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm

Nice pig says the bartender. It's a duck she sa...

Duck walks into a bar

Duck walks into a bar, says "got any grapes?"
B...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon....

.....As she laid her pet on the table, the vet ...

Ducks

Three women die in an accident and go to Heaven...

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a duck.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!


I'll show myself out.

Quack Quack Quack

Three ducks are in court.
The first duck goes u...

Heaven and the Ducks

A man dies and is sent to meet St. Peter at the...

A duck walks into a pub...

*(Stolen from Facebook. Apologies if it's a re...

Marijuana-Filled Firewood

At the back woods bum-duck county police statio...

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk a...

A Duck...

...didn't walk into a bar.

So this guy walks into a doctors office...

...with a duck on his head.

The doctor says "...

Bubba n' Buford II

One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the...

A duck walks into a bar

and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes"
He say...

Three friends die and go to heaven

*Edited for spelling*

[The names of the friend...