A duck walks into a bar, and says, "Hey, do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says "No, this is a bar. We don't have grapes, get out of here!!"
The duck walks in a second day and says "Hey, do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says "No!! I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes! Get out of here!!"
The duck walks in on the third day and says "Hey, do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says "No, I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes! Get out of here. If you come in here again i'm going to nail your feet to the floor!!!"
The duck walks in the fourth day and says "Hey, got any nails?"
The bartender says "No."
"Got any grapes?"
Edit : Thanks mlpRonnie
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