I'm on the verge of a joke here, a lame one, but I can't seem to get it out and it's driving me crazy.
Here goes:
>What did the duck order in the Turkish bar?
>"Beer, bar duck, Sue please"
Again lame I know, but it's bothering me.
Any good joke writers out there willing to help?
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