I was walking through town the other day and a man stopped me and asked whether I wanted to see his talking ducks. I decided to humour him, and went along.
I walked up to the first duck and asked "How was your day?"
"Not bad, just been in and out of puddles all day really" He replied
I was so shocked he actually replied, I decided to talk to the next duck and asked how his day was, "Pretty good, just been in and out of puddles all day" He replied.
I walked up to the last duck, and asked him "How was your day then?"
"My day's been terrible" the duck said
"Oh dear, why's that?" I asked
"My name's Puddles."
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