Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Los Angeles to get to a modeling job. About 30 minutes into the flight, the captain makes an announcement.
"We seemed to have had an engine failure so were are flying on only three out of our four engines. We will be about 1 hour late for arrival in Los Angeles. We apologize for the inconvenience."
The blondes give each other confused looks, shrug their shoulders and then go back taking duck-face selfies with Instagram on their iPhones.
About 30 minutes later the captain makes another announcement, "We have lost another engine. Please don't panic but we will be about 2 hours late for arrival in Los Angeles."
One blonde says "Oh no! Enrique will be furious if we are late to the photo shoot!!" and then they both go back to their deep discussion about this year's preferred stilleto heel length.
Another 30 minutes go by and the captain makes another announcement. "It looks like we've had another engine failure and we are only flying on one engine now. We will be several hours late for our arrival."
One blonde looks at the other one and says "You know, if we lose another engine we're going to be up here all day!!"
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