Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped?
An abduction.
I'll quietly leave through this ...
Duck Jokes
A duck walks into a bar, hops up on the bar, waddles down to the bartender, and asks...
... "Got any quackers?"
The barman looked at t...
I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck.
I'm going to call it Quackamole.
A Man walks into his house with a duck under his arm...
A man walks into his house with a duck under hi...
Five Jokes Which Have Never Produced Laughter
The 5 jokes that have never produced laughter, ...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
…and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psyc...
Three ducks...
...were caught trespassing on someone else's pr...
Duck walks into a bar...
A duck walks into a bar, goes up to the barman ...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck....
What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?
"Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of...
Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss
Because they duck.
A duck goes into a drug store
He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill
What mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse.
What duck has two legs?
How do you get down from an Elephant?
You don't get down from an elephant, you get do...
Three ducks in a pond
There were three ducks in the pond that all got...
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers
Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?
Because it would be a party fowl.
Yer man's no chicken anyways...
Who's no chicken?
Donald duck.
So a duck walks into a pharmacy...
and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any chaps...
A Duck Walks Into a Bar
...and he asks the bartender, "Do you have any ...