and takes a quick look around. Duck walks up to the cashier and says "Ya got any grapes?" Cashier looks down at Duck and replies, "Nah, we ain't got any grapes." Duck nods his head and walked out the store. The next day, Duck waddles back in and proceeds to look around. Unsatisfied, Duck talks to Cashier again. "Hey, ya got any grapes," asked Duck. Cashier looks at Duck real hard and says, "Weren't you in here yesterday? I told you I don't got any grapes." Duck shrugs and walks out to go do more activities that ducks do. Another day comes and as usual, Duck enters the store with grapes on his mind. This time, Cashier was tired of Duck asking for something he didn't sell. So Cashier threatens Duck: "IF YOU COME IN HERE ONE MORE TIME ASKING FOR GRAPES, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE CEILING." Duck turns and leaves without saying anything. The next day, Cashier doesn't see Duck around his usual time. Five minutes before closing, Duck runs in and quickly asks, "Hey buddy it's an emergency. You got any ladders?" Cashier replies, "Nah, we ain't got ladders." Duck responds, "Well what about nails?" Cashier says, "Ain't got those either." Duck sighs and slowly looks around. He scans every aisle before going back to Cashier.
"One last question before you close."
"Shoot," says Cashier.
"Ya got any grapes?"
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