The man tries to take his duck to go watch a movie
However, the theatre attendants forbid the man from taking his pet duck inside the cinema.
The man does not get discoraged and decides to sneak in his duck by placing it in his pants.
He successfully makes it inside the cinema with his duck and sits besides two women.
The man then remembers that the duck has to breathe and so he pulls down his pant's zipper so the duck may breathe .
Once the movie starts one of the women besides the man tells the other woman, "That man's *thing* is showing..."
To this the other woman replies , "What's the matter? Have you not seen one before?"
The other woman answered, "Yes, but this one is eating my popcorn!"
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