I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit
As I was in a really fowl mood.
Duck Jokes
Why is a duck when it's round?
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Why your fingers have spaces in between?
nothing!why? would you like it to be very close...
What does a subatomic duck say?
"Quark!"
What is the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs are both the same.
Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck?
He was arrested for selling quack
A duck was in a fine restaurant
The duck walked into the bathroom and asked the...
What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?
A firequacker
Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?
Because their pecker's on their face.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that coul...
What do you get when you give a duck a knife?
A murder most fowl.
So these two ladies die
and are waiting in purgatory to hear the result...
Donald Duck has been hanged...
...And is now in a state of suspended animation.
Grandad's joke
Our grandma and grandad came to visit us recent...
What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?
A quack-head.
A duck walks into a CVS...
The duck walks up to the counter and says, "I'd...
Identifying wildlife
This actually happened. My wife went hiking ov...
Why did the duck leave his flock?
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory
Hungary Dungaree Duck
That fowl sure loves to ...
MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK
Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duck...