You hear some creature making noises in the distance. "Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear?

Why is Jay Cutler...

Because of all the sacks he takes.

The blundering...

A man had just moved to the United States, and he was having trouble with...

Why did the fat...

She wanted some chicken.

Snail's Pace

A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone. He...

The ugly barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Reasons for Being...

* when speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * experience the joy...

Bear Hunting

Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes...

God' Good Grace

Two hunters were in the woods sitting around a camp fire. The first hunter...

A man walks into...

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a*...

A frog walks into...

He sees the tellers name tag reads Patty Black and says "I'd like to take out...