What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs are both the same.
Duck Jokes
I tried to duck it,
but I just wasn't quack! enough.
Three Ladies Died and Went to Heaven...
When they arrived, St. Peter greeted them and s...
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar......
The bartender walks up and says "Duck...Duck......
Jean-Claude and Michelle
Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in...
What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?
It's Bill Withers.
Three women break out of prison...
..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hea...
A man walks into a bar with a duck and a biscuit box.
He sets the duck on top of the biscuit box on t...
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers.
Which would you chose and why?
Fight Ridley Scott's aliens for six hours in a ...
Got any corn? (Best told as a late drunken joke)
A duck walked into a general store and asked th...
A big city lawyer...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
Two policemen are sitting by the river taking a break.
Two policemen are sitting by the river taking a...
Why did the duck cross the basketball court?
He heard the referees were blowing fouls...
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Why do NBA players like poultry?
Because they love to slam duck!
What has two legs but can't walk?
A dead duck.
What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?
"Just put it on my bill"
What is the difference between a duck?
Only one of them is syntactically incorrect.
An Odd Dish at a Chinese Restaurant...
A lovely older couple were dining at a local Ch...
What does the quantum duck say?
Quark Quark
A duck walks into a drug store,
He goes and puts lip stick on the check out cou...