The duck walked into the bathroom and asked the attendant, "Do you have an orange?"
"No I don't," replied the man
The duck came back the next day and asked again, "Do you have an orange?"
"No, I don't," replied the attendant again, obviously a little annoyed
For the next 3 days the duck came back to the bathroom and asked, "Do you have an orange?" while the attendent become more annoyed every time
The attendant finally became so angry that he yelled, "No, I don't have an orange, and if you ask me again, I'm going to shoot you!!"
The duck left hastily but came back the next day and asked, "Do you have a gun?"
"No!"
"Good, do you have an orange?"
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