Our grandma and grandad came to visit us recently and while we were driving home after a day out, we started talking about their favourite pubs.
Grandad:"I like that pub where you drive up towards the city and turn left at *'the feathers'*, then follow the road until you reach it on the righthand side of the road."
Me (thinking there's no such place as 'the feathers'): "Where's the feathers?"
Grandad: Around the duck's bottom
He found it hilarious
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