This actually happened. My wife went hiking over the weekend. Sunday night after I picked her up, she said she thought she heard a bear, but never saw it. So we started googling animal sounds to see if we could find a bear sound that matched the sound she heard. I gave up quickly because boring! So I played a duck sound...nope. Wasn't a duck. Played a monkey sound. Not a monkey. (now she's starting to give me that look). I played police sirens. She just glared at me. "So," I said, "The bear wasn't being harassed by the cops?" "No. It wasn't.", she said.
I didn't miss a beat.
"Well, it must not have been a black bear, then."
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