When they arrived, St. Peter greeted them and said: "You may do whatever you please in Heaven, but don't step on the ducks." As expected, there were ducks everywhere.
Very soon, one of the ladies stepped on a duck. St. Peter came to the woman and handcuffed her to a hideously ugly man. "For stepping on a duck, you will be forced to be with this ugly man for the rest of eternity."
The second lady tried extremely hard not to step on a duck, but soon failed. St. Peter came again and handcuffed her to a hideously ugly man. "For stepping on a duck, you will have to spend the rest of eternity with this ugly man," he told her before leaving.
The third woman was determined to not step on any ducks. After a few months of not stepping on a duck, St. Peter came to her with a gorgeously handsome man. He then handcuffed them to each other and told them that they would have to spend eternity together.
After he had left, the woman asked what she could have did to have deserve such a handsome man. The man simply answered: "I don't know lady, but I stepped on a duck."
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