A duck walked into a general store and asked the clerk if "had any corn?" The clerk said "no" and the duck left.
The next day, the same duck walked into the same general store and asked the same clerk "if had any corn?" The clerk again said "no" and the duck left.
The next day, the same duck walked into the same general store but before he could ask his question, the same clerk yelled, "Look duck! We don't have any corn! We won't have any for awhile! So if you ask me again if I got any corn, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" So the duck turned and left.
The next day the same duck walked into the same store and asked the same clerk if he had any nails? The clerk looked but said "no they didn't." The duck then asked the clerk, "Got any corn?"
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