Two policemen are sitting by the river taking a break.

Two policemen are sitting by the river taking a break.
A farmer arrives in his pickup truck and asks them:

*Do you know how deeps is the water here? Will i be able to drive through?*

*Sure you can! It’s really shallow!* - one of the policemen answers

The farmer drives his pickup into the river and his car is quickly picked up by the current and sinks.

*Weird* - says one policeman to the other - *that duck had to have really long legs.*

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