Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in the snail factory and his super hairy-legged girlfriend Michelle says: "Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must change it for me." And after guzzling a bottle of wine and reading a boring and absurdly incomprehensible novel about nothingness, Jean-Claude says, "What am I? Ze Electricien?" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in his silly little car that has a horn that sounds like a sick duck and Michelle, who has spent the day posing at a cafe pretending to be reading a tiny newspaper while drinking sludge, says: "Jean-Claude, today ze sink eet eez dripping, you must fix eet for me." Jean-Claude ponders capitulating without a fight to Germany and then says, "What am I? Ze Plommaire?" The very next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work wearing a really stupid beret and wearing a striped shirt even though he doesn't play rugby and Michelle who is carrying around two loaves of really long bread says: "Oh, Jean-Claude, today your friend Pierre came over. He change ze light-bulb and he fix ze sink for me." Jean-Claude ponders taking a bath sometime within the next month, but instead says, "Oh, but I know zis Pierre. He never does anysing for nossing. What did he want?" "He gave me 2 choices: he said I can make heem ze dinner fancy or... sleep wiss heem." "Which one did you choose?" "What am I? Ze Chef French?"
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