Duck, duck, duck...
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Duck Jokes
CARTOON LAWS OF PHYSICS
Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will...
Three Latvians escape the gulag...
Three Latvians escape from the gulag, and move ...
A dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sent...
What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
Duck walks into a bar...
Asks the bartender if he has any milk. Bartend...
Two Priests Walk Into A Bar...
The Nuns Duck.
Who has the biggest duck in Compton?
A tripod
A priest was in charge of Sunday School
The kids wanted to play duck, duck, goose. The ...
Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle?
He was addicted to quack.
A duck walks into a bar...
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grap...
What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?
Peking duck.
(it came to mind over dinner... I...
A Duck Walks Into a Hardware Store
He says to the man behind the counter, "Excuse ...
Your Duck is Dead--
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
A man with two friends
A man goes to heaven with two friends. When the...
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a duck?
Monica never blew a duck's Bill.
A man from out of town walks into a bar...
...the locals know to duck.
Swan Duck Lawyer
What can a swan do, that a duck can't, that a l...
A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks...
He says to the first duck, "Hey, little guy! Ho...