A man walks into a bar and starts talking to three ducks...

He says to the first duck, "Hey, little guy! How's your day been?
The response comes "Hi! I'm Hughie and I'm great! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"

The man talks to the second duck. "And how are you doing?"
"Hi! I'm Dewey and I'm doing fantastic! I've been in and out of puddles all day!"

The man turns to the third duck and says, "Haha, so you must be Louie! How are-"
The third duck gloomly interrupts and says "No, I'm Puddles and I'm not having a good day."

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