Asks the bartender if he has any milk. Bartender informs him he doesn't serve milk, so the duck leaves. The following day the duck returns to the bar and asks the bartender if he has any milk, the bartender informs the duck he has no milk, so the duck leaves again. The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks for bartender for some milk. The bartender being annoyed with this duck informs the duck: "I told you the past few days that I don't have any milk. If you come in again and ask me for milk, I will nail you to the floor!" The next day the duck comes in and asks the bartender "you got nails?", to which the bartender says "no, why?". The duck responds with "Got Milk?"
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