Animal Quackers
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyon...
Duck Jokes
Waiter 3
Look here, waiter! How long must I wait for tha...
Rehiring Your Lawyer
Make sure the lawyer YOU hire does not do any o...
Yo Momma's Breath Smells So Bad!
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck...
DUCK!
There were three men at a bar. One of them duck...
Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?
Why does a duck cross the street?
Because it w...
Why Didn't the Duck Cross the Road?
Why didn't the duck cross the road?
To prove h...
Why Did the Duck Cross the Road?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the c...
Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads
Joe:Why did the cow cross the road?
Bob:The c...
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck...
Then the humans will suspect nothing!
Do you like duck sausage?
Then duck on over here and get some.
If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck...
It probably identifies as a napkin and how dare...
''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this du...
Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.
One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta ...
Ducks
Three wisemen die and go to heaven for their go...
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.
what do you get when you cross a bison with a duck?
buffalo bill
What's the difference between a co-pilot and a duck?
The duck can fly.
EDIT: this is a pilot joke ...
Why did the duck go to rehab? (Different answer than normal)
He wanted to quack down on his drug usage.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?
There is a human being inside of Donald Duck.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
A man comes home one night with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife and says "Look at the p...
My friend was about to get attacked by an incoming duck, so I tried to warn him...
...but it only made it worse.
What did the Duck say to the Prostitute?
"Put it on my bill"